Tell a joke
Tell it twice
If no-one else is laughing then why am I
I split my sides both times and laugh till I cry



I don't have to try
I just dial it in
I've never found a job that for me was worth bothering
I got a ton of selfish genes and lazy bones
Beneath this skin


Smoking kills
Sex sells
I've got one hand in my pocket but the other one looks cool as hell
I know I'm gonna die so my revenge is living well



So I look for love
I like the search
And I'll be standing for election all across the known universe
Every president gets the country she deserves

Oh Lord, make me pure
but not yet